So I Am Not The Only One Who Thought This

Triple Dog Dare

Stupid is, as stupid does

In Hammond,Ind., police were called to the scene of a similar crisis Tuesday night. A 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck on a frozen street light.

Meet Paul Blart, Mall Cop

Not sure this movie will be any better than the trailer, but I am a big Kevin James fan, and if the movie is half as funny as the trailer, then it is worth it.



And if you can get a copy of his stand up, Sweat The Small Stuff, it is good watching. This clip below, might be one of the funniest bits I have seen. Granted, I may have been altering my mental state when I first saw this years ago, but it's still funny today.

Cat Like Reactions

Ok, my laundry list of things that I despise about President Bush, is long and still growing, but this is not one of them. He has been practicing for this moment for years, little did he know it would be shoes. His reaction time was pretty good and I am so glad he didn't get hit in the face with a shoe.

I'd Like To Be Bailed Out Too!

Dear Government,

I am writing you to ask that you bail me out like you have the financial institutions and maybe Detroit. I, like those businesses, have been foolish with my money and spent unwisely. I lived in the moment and did not plan for the future or develop the strategy to adapt to changing times and demands.

Sure, I could could probably fix it myself, but that would take too long. And in order for me to stay competitive in the human race, I ask for your help. And unlike some companies, I won't hold any, let alone two lavish "sales" meetings, while holding out my hand for billions in assistance. In fact, I am not looking for billions, $100,000 should get me on the road to recovery. But I would like to reserve the right to ask for more in case I am foolish again.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Why Can't They Show This Humility More?

Even McCain was ready for the Comedy Central dais. Nicely done to both candidates! Kind of funny that the McCain clip is from FOX and the Obama clip is from MSNBC.

Something To Talk About Over Early Bird Special In Sunrise

Colbert Line Of The Night

"Is off shore drilling the solution to the oil shortage? It's definitely the solution to our whale surplus"

Jib Jab Is At It Again

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E*Trade Baby Kills Me

This is another great commercial

Tip O' The Hat, Wag O' The Finger

Cut Me Mick!

Now That's A Bumper Sticker!

Got this in an email today. Priceless!

Christmas Fun

This might be one of the funniest moments in any of the Vacation movies. And it's Christmasy, so why not?

I'm Getting Old

Every once in awhile, there are moments when you can't hide your age. Whether it's a song, movie or TV reference, or a phrase you say that tells a little something about your age. Or maybe it's after running only 5 minutes of full court basketball? But then there are the times when you are talking about someone or something and someone younger says, "Who or what is that?". Sometimes it's just an uninformed person, or at least that is what I tell myself, but most of the time it's just that I am getting older.

Case in point was this morning on MSNBC. They were running a trailer for a new movie that is out.




Such a much simpler time that was.

Great SNL Skit

Remember when SNL used to be good with their topical skits? Well last night, they once again showed a bit of that magic. 

Diggers Push For Ron Paul To Be On TDS

The readers at Digg are on a mission to get Republican candidate Ron Paul on The Daily Show. He probably would be a good guest since he is a bit wacky. The 5100 votes in the last day in a half show there is some demand to see it too.

Basset Hound Face Fred Thompson To The Rescue

Bill Maher was on Hardball yesterday, and like always was great. But the funniest moment was when Chris asked Bill about Fred Thompson running for President. His response is classic Bill Maher.

Busy Busy Busy

These last two days have been some long days. Between the meetings and the last minute hirings, I haven't been doing much news reading or watching. I need to make the money to live the elite liberal lifestyle. Hopefully tomorrow I can catch up a little.

I did watch Boston Legal last night, and if you are familiar with the show, the last few minutes is where Denny and Alan sit on the balcony and have a cigar and whiskey and talk about things. This weeks conversation was a timely, and quite on the mark commentary of the candidates for 2008. If you don't watch the show, Denny(played by William Shatner) is the conservative and Alan(played by James Spader) is the liberal. They are best friends and have a unique relationship. These two minutes from last night are vintage Denny and Alan. DENNY CRANE!

Can You Ever Have Enough Bush Top 10's?

David Letterman gives us this installment of top 10 George W. Bush moments. Remember when watching that this is the LEADER of the free world. Where is the Advil?