Two Guys In A Bar.........

Guy #1 - "So Bill, what is wrong?"

Guy #2 - "My wife and I got into a fight. She caught me in a lie"

Guy #1 - "Don't worry about it, she'll get over it."

Guy #2 - "What do you know about lying to people?"

Guy #1 - "Well........, I lied to the American people to cover up WMD's, ties between Iraq, 9/11 and al Qaida and helped cover up of the exposing of a CIA agent by Rove, Libby and the VP."

Guy #2 - "Um, You win Scott!"