Gapers Delay On CNN

When this whole Anna Nicole thing happened, I couldn't believe how much coverage this was getting. You would have thought that Anna Nicole actually did something. After all, it's not like there is a war, an important trial and more proof that the reasons for war were exaggerated by the V.P. and his office. But I admit, as more people claim that they may be the father, the more curious I am about this. It's like the car wreck on the highway that everyone slows down for.

For the record, I, in no way think that I am the father of Anna Nicole's child. But until there is DNA testing done, I can't confirm that.