Coke To The Rescue In Kabul

Cause nothing says America and freedom like Coke and Fanta, unless you bring the Fantanas with!

(Reuters)The blind cleric's haunting Arabic prayer chant echoed among the sterile plastic rows of Coke and Fanta, seeking Allah's blessing for the only major business to open in Afghanistan in more than a decade

So I started thinking about what people like Bill Maher and Howard Stern have said. Both have said that if Muslim men just saw some hot and or naked women every once in awhile, maybe they would calm down a little. So I thought of who could go with the Fantanas to change the tide.

• Adriana Lima - Mucho caliente
• Petra Nemcova - The real end to the Cold War
• Elisha Cuthbert - The girl next door?
• Shakira - Whenever, Wherever is right!
• Gisele Bundchen - Victoria's finest
• Vivica Fox - Even they couldn't resist that ba-dunk-a-dunk!
• Aishwarya Rai - The Queen of Bollywood
• Pam Anderson - What list would be complete w/o her?
• Jenna Jameson - 10 minutes with her and the Jihad would be over.
• Sienna Miller - Need to throw a bone to the Brits for their sacrifice

And then everybody can have a Coke and smile and shut the fuck up!