Saddam Has Done Enough For Dubya Already

Whatever Saddam is smoking in jail, I want some. Last week he threatened a hunger strike, only to give up after one meal. Now he is saying that the U.S. will come begging for his help.

(AP/Yahoo) Saddam Hussein believes the United States will have to seek his help to quell the bloody insurgency in Iraq and open the way for U.S. forces to withdraw, his chief lawyer said Sunday.

Khalil al-Dulaimi argued in an interview with The Associated Press that the former leader is the key to returning stability to Iraq.

"He's their last resort. They're going to knock at his door eventually," the lawyer said. Saddam is "the only person who can stop the resistance against the U.S. troops."

What Saddam fails to see is that he has already done his job. Giving the Bush Administration an enemy that they could catch, that ironically had a lot of oil!