Never Too Young In Illinois

This is funny. But what is the point if you can't own a firearm yet?

(AP/USA TODAY) The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner's identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one.

The card lists the baby's height (2 feet, 3 inches), weight (20 pounds) and has a scribble where the signature should be.

"Bubba, you go to the back of the line" the teacher says. "Make me" says Bubba holding his .380.