Breaking: It's Snowing In Colorado

Breaking news about snow in Colorado, especially when they have been broadcasting for three days that more snow is coming, is not really breaking news. Right? It's the equivalent of CNN leading with these headlines,

Breaking: It's hot in Las Vegas and Arizona.

Breaking: It's cold in North Dakota

Breaking: There's corn in Iowa

C'mon already with this nonsense. Finally one of the CNN guys this morning said, it is Colorado. Which the "news" person said, "Yeah, but it's the type of snow." Followed by his best Jim Cantore imitation. Wait, something else is coming across the ticker, BREAKING: The Sears Tower, is in fact, in Chicago. Whew!