Hastert To Be Investigated?

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, or CREW, is asking the Department of Justice to investigate some shady land deals that made the Congressman and his partners $3 million. How did a spokesperson for the Congressman explain this wealth?

Hastert spokesman Ron Bonjean said the speaker simply made a well-timed real estate investment on the land, located between three and five miles from the highway route.

Quite the run the Congressman has had lately.