Good Milk, Bad Tit

While the Republican candidate for governor of Illinois Jim Oberweis is best know for his milk company, he is becoming better known for be a little, uhm,........colorful. His latest trick, drawing straws for the chance to be governor.

"He wanted 10 straws and Brady and I each would have one straw," Gidwitz said Saturday, before the Elmhurst St. Patrick's Day Parade. He said Oberweis wanted 10 straws "because he's the leader and because neither one of us is, in his mind, in contention."