Everybody Wants Some

Nothing says "Party of Values" like Mary Carey and Jessica Simpson....

(Roll Call)In addition to a porn star, the National Republican Congressional Committee has snagged the wholesome, blonde and buxom Jessica Simpson to attend its fundraising gala on Thursday. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is the lucky guy who gets to sit next to the “Dukes of Hazzard” star.

I guess their hypocrisy only goes so far.