Chef Is A Super Adventurer

Well if anyone saw South Park last night,they would have seen how the fellas handled the Chef situation. They started off by having Chef come back from the Super Adventure Club, which to the rest of us is Scientology. Throughout the episode Chef, which was just a bunch of sound clips from previous shows spliced together, keeps breaking into song and saying that he wants to make love to the children. Eventually Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman figure out he has been brainwashed by the Super Adventure Club. The Super Adventure Club is a club of men who have sex with children, I am not saying that Scientology does that, and Chef was their prized possession.

The show comes to it's climax when the children try to break Chef out of this mansion where the Super Adventure Club meets. As the children and Chef get almost across this bridge to safety Chef decides he wants to be part of the club so he turns back. Unknown to Chef, the bridge was on fire and collapses and Chef falls down the side of a mountain directly on a stake that goes through his body. The children all hope he will live, but at that moment a mountain lion comes up and starts munching on his arm. If that wasn't enough, a bear walks up and begins to munch on Chef too. When the animals are finished there is nothing left but a carcass like Anakin Skywalker's body at the end of Episode 3.

The town then holds a funeral for Chef where the children euolgizes Chef. "“A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days," one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile."

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us,"” the eulogy concludes. "“We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

They flash back to the Super Adventure Club mansion where ironically the Super Adventure Club brings his lifeless body into their chambers and reconstruct him. The episode ends with Chef coming out of this chamber dressed in black wearing a helmet like Darth Vader. Instead of a red lightsaber, Chef has a red spatchula. When Chef first speaks as Darth Chef he says,"For Dinner we will have salibury steak, and for desert you can suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls(A song Chef did in an early episode)."

So, is Chef really done, or has the door been left open for Chef to return?